" Doctor I'm in trouble Again !"
I have to report that I have had a serious attack of WGD (Wool Grooming Disorder)
This morning. I came down the stairs in my dressing gown and found myself organising my boxes of wool and this was even before a cup of tea!
Suddenly I realised the situation was far graver than I originally thought and became aware I had caught another serious condition-- namely DSAS.
SYMPTOMS--- A feeling of intense unease almost causing feelings of anxiety and panic.
A certain disbelief that the event has happened
A constant checking to see if there is a way that the symptoms can be relieved
DIAGNOSIS --- Diminishing Stash Anxiety Syndrome!
CAUSES--- Hooking activities such as this ---
and this -
Also symptoms can manifest themselves in a serious clicking almost like a repetitive tic!!
CURE--- Flying back to the U.K and a visit to a specialist clinic known for its wonderful restorative properties. Also known as a wool shop!!!
There might be a slight delay before treatment can begin because a strange geological eruption has made travelling impossible at the moment. Buying Cheap Chinese wool in Spain does not help the symptoms at all and actually makes things worse.
Hopefully this Blog Page similar to NHS Direct has helped with friendly advice and information plus pictures of both diseases and manifestations for your information